Flying Down Under- June 23

Flying Down Under- June 23

Our flight from San Francisco to Sydney Australia is at 11:10 P.M. on Wednesday night. We leave for the Airport at 6:45 P.M. Art drives and we talk over all the details of both the trip and keeping the Marty Magic business running smoothly in my absence. Art will have much to do, but he will also enjoy 18 days at his own pace. John and I will share an adventure and we travel well together.

We arrive at the airport nearly three hours before our flight, check in easily, plod through security and after locating our gate, we choose to sit down at the Firewood Grill restaurant for a late night bite to eat. Art cooked us dinner earlier tonight, but John is hungry again. John orders penne pasta with chicken and I choose a steak shish-ka- bob with salad. The food is decent and the hour passes pleasantly.

Our Quantas plane boards on time, but it is after midnight before we are airborne. A small television screen is mounted on the back of each seat and a good selection of movies are available. John and I watch Alice in Wonderland, but the roar of the jet engines makes it difficult for me to hear the dialogue. A late night dinner is served but we eat little, more tired than hungry. I take half of a sleeping pill and drift off but John has difficulty sleeping; his long and lanky body contorted into the confines of his economy seat. John eventually falls asleep and is sleeping soundly when breakfast is served. The flight is 15 hours long and relatively painless.

We land in Sydney with a two hour layover before our flight to Melbourne. It is raining and as we exit and the pilot announces over the loud speaker; to mind the “slipperies.” We deplane to a chorus of “cheerio’s.” I am excited to be in Australia and my guard is down with our extended layover. We take time to use the restrooms and follow the signs towards international? (We are indeed international travelers.) As a seasoned traveler, I should have known that something was amiss when we are again funneled through a security check. John and I wait patiently through the inefficient line, eventually putting all of our gear through the x-ray machine. We exit into a glittering duty free shopping mall and I gravitate towards the overhead arrival and departure screen in search of our departure gate to Melbourne. It takes me just a few seconds to realize that we have taken a very wrong turn and I hail down a security personal and tell her our plight. She quickly checks our boarding passes, swipes a security card along a sealed doorway and John and I enter the correct rabbit hole into the domestic terminal.

We have missed our connecting flight by a few minutes, but are quickly assigned a flight just 30 minutes later. My stress level is high but we are soon airborne and I am grateful that we have not been charged anything extra.

Magical Melbourne






Magical Melbourne

We land in Melbourne at 10:30 A.M. We have lost an entire day but we both feel surprisingly good. After claiming our baggage, I assess our travel options into the city. I quickly opt for a shuttle service costing $35.00 for both of us. A tram is available for $14 per person; but I choose the more convenient option that for just a few dollars more, will deliver us to the front door of our hotel.

A dozen people are on our shuttle bus and we are the last to be deposited in front of our Citigate Hotel. We enjoy the scenic drive throughout the city. Our first impression of Melbourne is that it is much like San Francisco. Trolley criss-cross the streets and the city architecture is a mix of 18th century historic and futuristic modern with the usual blight of fast food restaurants and brand name stores. Our Euro-modern hotel is across from the main Flinders Street train station. Our reservations are in order and our room is immediately available. The online rate was just $139.00 per night including all taxes and I am delighted with the location as well as the stylish minimalist accommodations. We quickly deposit our luggage and set out to explore the city. We are hungry and the concierge advises that we walk just a block down to Degraves Street where we will be able to find something to eat. We turn into a laneway lined with charming cafes and restaurants. It is a narrow walking street with small bistro tables spilling out onto the street. Even on this overcast winter day, most of the tables are occupied. Choosing a café is difficult, but we settle on one at the end of the lane. We squeeze into a corner table adjacent to an alley, brightly painted with graffiti and murals. John orders a salami baguette and I choose vegetable lasagna. We drink only water and our bill is $17.00. A trio of jazz musicians’ play in a recessed alcove across from a row of painted dumpster. We have lost a full day in traveling and are not sure if we are eating breakfast or lunch. I have no watch and my sense of time and place is altered.

*I am told that Melbourne has more restaurants, cafes and eating establishments per capital than any other city in the world.

After lunch we meander down the laneway which morphs into a covered arcade lined with upscale boutiques. We pass a student booking agency and I arrange for a rental car so that we may drive the great ocean road tomorrow. Our next stop is to exchange money at the bank. Hours earlier, I exchanged $100 at the airport and was charged a high commission. With money in my purse, we walk a few blocks to Federation Square; an impressive public space. The multi level square has wonderful views of the surrounding city; exhibit halls, theatres, galleries and eateries. There is a remarkable central glass atrium and the surrounding buildings are built of steel and Zinc. An immense white ball floats tethered above the massive structure. It starts to drizzle.

John and I walk through China Town and purchase an inexpensive folding umbrella. John carries the umbrella gallantly above me until it breaks. It is cold and raining and I buy a waterproof, windproof jacket at an outdoor store. The jacket is an Australian brand, Gondwana, and seems well priced at $109.00. Levi jeans are priced between $95 -$125. John is already well outfitted with his hooded waterproof Patagonia jacket. We jump on the #112 trolley towards Brunswick Street and after much confusion and help from the locals, we manage to purchase our two hour return trolley tickets from the vending machine on board. Each ticket is $3.70 which seems expensive. I wonder how much a taxi for the two of us would cost? We get off at the far end of Brunswick and walk back along the colorful street lined with boutiques, cafes, restaurants and bookshops. The rain has let up and our jackets are ample protection in the intermittent drizzle. We pop into a few off beat boutiques and art galleries. It is nearly 5:00 P.M. on a Friday afternoon and I imagine that in two hours this district will be extremely lively. Not quite satiated with this hipster district, we cross over and walk back along the opposite side of the street, eventually catching the #112 trolley back to our hotel. We walk a block over, returning to charming Degraves Street in search of dinner. Tonight, the street feels very French, with its many bistros, aglow from within. Wonderful aromas fill the air and the tables in the street are beginning to fill with diners, bundled for the cold, but warmed by the overhead heaters. After reading many menus we choose Cafe Andale. All the cafes along this street serve similar fare and all are moderately expensive, but this café is as charming as the rest and the prices are 25% less than the surrounding restaurants. John orders a penne pasta and I choose their special, baked chicken, cordon bleu, with asparagus. Dinner for the two of us with a glass of wine for me and a soda for John is $60. Tax is included in the prices and tipping is not expected. We leave a few dollars extra for the service. It has been a very long day and we return to our hotel to sleep and get over our jet lag.

Three Days Along The Great Ocean Road – Day 1





I wake early and take the elevator downstairs to the lobby to type and drink coffee. Three cups and an hour and a half later, I return to our room and wake John. We pack up, leaving one of our bags at the hotel and stroll over to Degraves Street and to Café Andalae. During dinner last night we noticed their breakfast menu and their gluten free crepes and eggs Benedict draw us back. Ordering coffee is a bit confusing but we opt for “flat whites,” similar to a cappuccino but without the foam. Breakfast is excellent and somewhat expensive at $35.00.
The taxi ride to Euro Rental Car is just $8.00; not much more than the price of two trolley tickets. I am anxious about driving on the left hand side of the road and John encourages me to purchase the full coverage insurance at an additional $37.00 per day. The three day economy rental car is already $156.00 and with the $114.00 additional insurance, the total for the car is $270.00. John is my co-pilot, navigating and reminding me to stay left. The signage is good and once on the freeway I relax and cruise steadily at 100 kilometers per hour until we reach the beach on the outskirts of Geelong. The beach is flat with golden sand and surfers paddle in anticipation of a significant wave. The surf is unimpressive and we jump back into the car, driving on towards the waterfront. I park mindfully, setting the brake and turning off my headlights while John purchases a two hour parking permit from a vending machine. It is late morning and the weather is intermittent sunshine and showers as we walk along the waterfront promenade. Reflections off the wet concrete and the ocean beyond wash away the surrounding colors. A pier pavilion, recreated in a 1920 architectural style and painted white is under construction at the end of the pier. The scene is very mono chromatic and I feel as if we have stepped back into time. Due to construction, the pier is closed off so we change our direction and walk uphill towards the business district.

A glassed in pedestrian walkway spans the street, connecting two halves of a great mall. We pop into the glittering shopping mall and spend an hour window shopping. We don’t frequent malls often, so this is a novelty for us and a warm alternative to the cold and damp outside. We eat at the food court, but even here, food is pricy. Our two wraps with a soda and water are $23.00. Returning to the car, I find that it will not start yet I am certain that I turned off the headlights. I try unsuccessfully to start it several times, eventually stepping out into the light rain to ask assistance from a couple parking next to us. He patiently allows me to use his cell phone and I call the rental car company who in turn instructs me to call the emergency road service number on the back of my contract. (A free service since I have purchased total insurance coverage.) Before I can schedule the road rescue, John manages to start the car. I simply didn’t have it in park before turning on the ignition.
Our next stop is at Lorne, a small beach side town. John jumps out to explore the skate park and the trampoline park while I set out to find the bathroom. By the time I have returned, John has made friends with a younger group of local kids all riding scooters. He has taken a ride on one of their scooters and wiped out on the wet concrete. His elbow oozes blood and he has scraped and bruised his back and hip. He applies “Deep Relief” essential oils to the injuries as we continue our drive. This coastal drive has many similarities to our California coastal stretch of Hwy 1 between San Francisco and Big Sur; breathtaking vistas with countless turn outs. We pull off at many of the view points, each vista more striking than the last and all with magical rainbows; their colors bleeding dramatically into the ocean beyond. The weather today has been three quarters sunny with intermittent showers, but rainbows are the reward. At some points the road winds high above the ocean and other times it drops down to beach level. Rocky tide pools stretch far out into the water and gentle waves break on the flat spans of beach.

We stop in Apollo Bay for “flat white” coffee. From here the road winds upward and inland and we drive through groves of back lit eucalyptus trees and hillsides lush with enormous ferns. I push on wanting to reach Lavers Hill before dark but when we arrive, we find that Lavers Hill it is just a junction with only one small motel and a roadside restaurant. I ask to see a room, which although quirky, is clean and offers all that we might need on this very chilly night. I pay the $93.00 and John and I share a pizza in the restaurant. John returns to the room to watch the 12” T.V. while I sit and type in the café until it closes at 7:30 P.M.


We leave our hotel at 7:45 and stop at a small non-descript café for coffee and egg and bacon sandwiches to go. I use the internet for 15 minutes, add a bottle of water to our bill and pay $28.00. The morning sun is low and blinding as I retrace our path back to Melbourne. Near Geelong, we take the turn off to Bells Beach, a famous surfing spot and watch the surfers for a few minutes.

I am determined to find the Serendip nature reserve that I have read about, but that none of the day tours include in their itineraries. I know that it is located near Lara, in the Little River area and I follow signs to Lara and ask directions at a gas station. The mechanic draws me a careful map and we are soon pulling into the reserve. It is indeed a reserve and not a zoo and there is no entrance fee. We follow the paths into a wetland area with multitudes of ducks and water birds. A “hide” is constructed over the lake so that visitors can observe without detection. We take a two kilometer trail across a dry river following a herd of emus. The kangaroos and wallabies are “caged,” but in a very large enclosure that we are allowed to enter to observe them more closely. The reserve is not exciting; but it is free and we are especially delighted with our emu encounter.
Melbourne is less than an hour away and after filling our rental car with gas, John navigates me back to the rental car return. We get seriously lost in a distant suburb of Melbourne, but eventually find our way back to the center of town; drop our luggage off at the Citigate Hotel and return the car undamaged. We have lost an hour in our unintended detour and grab hamburgers at the nearby McDonalds and catch a taxi to the Melbourne aquarium. The aquarium is built along the promenade of the river in the heart of down town. The cityscape along the waterfront is beautiful in the afternoon light, glass and steel sky scrapers reflected in the water and suspension bridges spanning the river. John and I are aquarium connoisseurs and although this one is decent, it is not great. The exhibits are a little dark and tired; although there are some wonderfully endearing fish on display. Naturally, the angler fish is one of my favorite and I take photos of this grumpy guy wedged down in a corner of his tank. We admire the impossibly ugly stone fish and the remarkable weedy and leafy sea horses. There is an excellent penguin exhibit and we end our visit watching both king penguins and a smaller breed of very playful and curious penguins cavort on the snow of their enclosure. The smaller penguins swim, miniature torpedoes in their pool that has a viewing section so that we may watch their underwater maneuvers.
John needs a new backpack and we pick one up on the walk back to our hotel. We freshen up a bit and walk out again in search of dinner. Directly across from our hotel is the main train station and we cross through it and over a bridge to a lovely waterfront shopping and eating mall. There are many upscale restaurants and John chooses an elegant Japanese one offering a theatre menu pris fix. We are under dressed, but are graciously seated by the window overlooking the sparkling river. Our two meals are excellent and it is the best meal we have eaten. [$60]

Three Days Along The Great Ocean Road – Day 2





I always rise first, shower quickly and then wake John. By 7:30 A.M. we are driving towards Port Campbell in search of coffee and breakfast. The morning dawn is just breaking and I tell John to keep an eye out for wild life. We spot several kangaroos foraging for food along the roadside and then a large “mob” of them off in a distant field. We are giddy with delight and watch as they take off, bounding across the hillside. They stop at the crest of the hill, silhouetted against the ever brightening sky, watching us.

This Great Ocean Road drops down to the coast and the morning light casts a magical light on the golden cliffs and the indigo water. We arrive at the Twelve Apostle’s national park and walk along the scenic boardwalk taking photos of the freestanding rock stacks only partially lit by the morning sun. The coastline is breathtakingly beautiful and the day promises to be mostly sunny. We continue onto Port Campbell and are happy when we find an open breakfast café. The coffee is strong and the food good.

We continue the scenic drive up the coast towards Peterborough. The morning light is magical and we stop at most of the turn outs and hike short loops and pathways to viewpoints; Grotto, London Bridge, Arch Loch and Ard Gorge. I am most grateful for my new jacket and John and I bundle tightly for these chilly and windswept walks.

Grotto is as one might expect; a cave and archway hollowed away in the red sandy cliffs. Last night’s rain has coated slippery pathway with orange-red muck and it oozes into the cleats of John’s hiking boots and colors the hems of our jeans. A wooden staircase descends to the grotto and a roarshock reflection in a still pool of water, doubles our pleasure. Beyond the grotto, the surf swirls and crashes.

London Bridge is a rather new landmark, the bridge section of this tremendous arch having recently fallen into the sea, stranding a number of hikers out on the island archway. They were eventually rescued and gratefully, no one was on the connecting bridge way when it collapsed. London Bridge is reminiscent of our 4 mile beach in Santa Cruz, only more monumental. Some years down the line, this arch will collapse, adding two more “Apostles” to the Great Ocean Road.

Our final stop is at Ard Gorge and we have many loop trails to choose from. We walk the upper windswept loop with vast view expanses of the sea beyond; the boggy terrain alongside the pathway a varied pallet of green, purple and orange foliage. A trail descends some distance to the beach beyond and John chooses that fork. It is a long hike but well worth the time and effort. Instead of simply admiring the striking golden cliffs and crashing ocean; the pathway deposits us upon the cliffs just above the beach. This section of the coastline is described as “Shipwreck Coast” and for good reason. The powerful surf is frightening and I call to John to stay back from the edges of the rocks, but my voice is drowned out by the fury of the waves as he scurries over the rocks and disappears from sight. I walk along the low rock cliff, safely back from the pounding surf, saying a quiet prayer, that John will take caution and reappear shortly. I am alone and awed by the beauty and power of this impressive coastline.

We must turn back for our return drive to Melbourne but we make a second stop at the 12 Apostles to view the rock stacks in full light. I search for gas in Lavers Hill and fill my near empty tank and we eat a mediocre hamburger at a roadside bar. I am told that we will find koalas if we take the turn off onto Light House Road and drive to the tip of Cape Otway. It is 2:30 P.M. when we reach the turn off and we drive slowly down a well maintained gravel road through a lush eucalyptus forests. It is 12 kilometers to the light house but as we get near I spot a grove of eucalyptus with sparse foliage. I was instructed to look for this and I pull over and turn off the engine. Across the road and high up in a tree, I see a telltale bump resting in a forked branch. We are delighted when the bump morphs into a leaf munching koala. I point out another bump in the next tree over. Not to be outdone, John takes up the search and we walk deep into the grove and are rewarded by multitudes of koalas. Soon the sightings seem common place and we return to our car satisfied. As I pull out, a branch hangs low across the road, weighted with yet another koala. I pull over again and take close up and photos of this delightful marsupial. We drive down to the lighthouse, but the entry fee is $15.00 each and lighthouses are not our priority so we retrace our route through the eucalyptus groves and continue onto the Great Ocean Road.

20 minutes further on, we stop at Maites Rest and take the boardwalk loop trail through an ancient rain forest, lush with giant tree ferns, gnarled tree roots and hanging vines. We feel very much alone in this primordial forest in the fading light.

Our final stop is at Kennett River where I expect to find platypus at dusk, but we have been misinformed. Instead, I buy bird seed and we drive up another gravel road through eucalyptus forest trying to attract the parrots. We hear them, but are unable to entice them to fly down and eat our offerings of seed. Disappointed, we drive the final 45 minutes in the dark to Lorne in search of a room for the night. I inquire at the Lorne Resort on the outskirts fringe of town; and they offer me a severely discounted room with spa and view for $135. We don’t need luxuries tonight and I check on rates at two other motels down the street and opt for the Comfort Inn, just above the Lorne resort for $100. (All rates within Australia include both taxes and service.)The room is spacious with a picture window view into the black of the night. I make up the folding couch with fresh linens for John and we walk 3 minutes down the hill to enjoy dinner at the stylish bistro of the resort. John has fish and chips and I enjoy a warm chicken and feta salad.

Three Days Along The Great Ocean Road – Day 3





We leave our hotel at 7:45 and stop at a small non-descript café for coffee and egg and bacon sandwiches to go. I use the internet for 15 minutes, add a bottle of water to our bill and pay $28.00. The morning sun is low and blinding as I retrace our path back to Melbourne. Near Geelong, we take the turn off to Bells Beach, a famous surfing spot and watch the surfers for a few minutes.

I am determined to find the Serendip nature reserve that I have read about, but that none of the day tours include in their itineraries. I know that it is located near Lara, in the Little River area and I follow signs to Lara and ask directions at a gas station. The mechanic draws me a careful map and we are soon pulling into the reserve. It is indeed a reserve and not a zoo and there is no entrance fee. We follow the paths into a wetland area with multitudes of ducks and water birds. A “hide” is constructed over the lake so that visitors can observe without detection. We take a two kilometer trail across a dry river following a herd of emus. The kangaroos and wallabies are “caged,” but in a very large enclosure that we are allowed to enter to observe them more closely. The reserve is not exciting; but it is free and we are especially delighted with our emu encounter.

Melbourne is less than an hour away and after filling our rental car with gas, John navigates me back to the rental car return. We get seriously lost in a distant suburb of Melbourne, but eventually find our way back to the center of town; drop our luggage off at the Citigate Hotel and return the car undamaged. We have lost an hour in our unintended detour and grab hamburgers at the nearby McDonalds and catch a taxi to the Melbourne aquarium. The aquarium is built along the promenade of the river in the heart of down town. The cityscape along the waterfront is beautiful in the afternoon light, glass and steel sky scrapers reflected in the water and suspension bridges spanning the river. John and I are aquarium connoisseurs and although this one is decent, it is not great. The exhibits are a little dark and tired; although there are some wonderfully endearing fish on display. Naturally, the angler fish is one of my favorite and I take photos of this grumpy guy wedged down in a corner of his tank. We admire the impossibly ugly stone fish and the remarkable weedy and leafy sea horses. There is an excellent penguin exhibit and we end our visit watching both king penguins and a smaller breed of very playful and curious penguins cavort on the snow of their enclosure. The smaller penguins swim, miniature torpedoes in their pool that has a viewing section so that we may watch their underwater maneuvers.

John needs a new backpack and we pick one up on the walk back to our hotel. We freshen up a bit and walk out again in search of dinner. Directly across from our hotel is the main train station and we cross through it and over a bridge to a lovely waterfront shopping and eating mall. There are many upscale restaurants and John chooses an elegant Japanese one offering a theatre menu pris fix. We are under dressed, but are graciously seated by the window overlooking the sparkling river. Our two meals are excellent and our bill is just under $60.00 It is the best meal we have eaten.


A Town Called Alice





We catch a 6:30 A.M shuttle to airport for our flight from Melbourne to Alice Springs. Except for a 30 minute departure delay, our flight is uneventful and we land at 11:30 A.M. A shuttle bus waits outside the unassuming airport and I purchase two round trip tickets for $38; $20 less than the posted rate, even when I tell the aging, stocky and weathered driver that John is 17. She cackles and says that he looks more like 14 unless I just want to pay more? When possible, we sit in the front of a bus but I soon regret our seating choice as this woman chatters continuously, suggesting sightseeing excursions for us during our stay. Her demeanor sours somewhat when I tell her that we have already booked a three day “Way Out Back” camping safari. She tells me that husband leads adventure tours and I surmise that chatting up travelers on the shuttle into town is a good way of snaring clients for their business.

Our All Season’s Oasis Hotel is quite adequate except that the main pool is empty for the winter. As it turns out it will be too cold to want to swim, but I am somewhat disappointed. We drop our luggage into the room and walk the 15 minutes into town. Todd Street is the main drag with a number of outdoor cafes, several pubs, many tourist shops and a few fine art galleries showcasing Aboriginal art. There are three main blocks along the outdoor promenade and we choose the Red Dog Café for lunch. John orders a kangaroo burger and a coke and I order a quiche with salad; $34.00. His Kangaroo burger is quite good; probably a better choice for this territory than the quiche.

We stroll through the shops and galleries and I am quite impressed with much of the Aboriginal painting. The price tags are certainly impressive and the range of talent is diverse. One can buy a small un-stretched tourist quality painting for under $100, or spend anywhere between $6000 – 48,000 on some larger works by famous Aboriginal artists. We head towards the Reptile Center, passing through a park where small groups of Aborigines sit, picnicking. Most of the women are quite overweight with barrel shaped bodies and spindly legs. They wear knee length, colorful print rayon skirts and miss-matched blouses and sweaters. The men are also barrel chested with very thin legs. Their facial features are unique; flat featured, with very round cheeks and chins.

We visit the Reptile Center, a privately owned establishment with a good collection of Australian snakes and lizards. John and I immediately fall in love with the small, Thorny Devil Lizard. They are between 5”-6” long, armored with a camouflage pattern of orange, brown, black and sand; a coloring that presumably makes them invisible to predators in most desert habitats. They have a false head at the back of their necks and walk with slow contemplative steps. John reaches into the open topped enclosure and picks one up gently.

Returning to our hotel, I wash clothes and we eat an unmemorable dinner in the hotel restaurant. We will be picked up at 5:50 A.M. tomorrow morning for our three day camping safari to Ayres Rock and vicinity.


Way Out Back Safari – Day 1





The room has no alarm and I have no watch but my inner clock wakes me 15 minutes before our wake up call. We packed our gear last night and are quickly showered and dressed and waiting outside at 5:45 A.M. It is still dark with a lean bearded man, wearing a typical outback Aussie hat arrives to pick us up. I am delighted that our guide fits my stereotypical image. His face is weathered and his very long beard fades from brown to grey. He loads our one suitcase in a trailer towed behind a Toyota land cruiser and we hop onboard; John in the front seat beside Tony and I in the back seat beside David and Elizabeth; the only others on our tour. They are from Newcastle and have been “partners” for some years but just got married in Alice Springs. He is a doctor and she is a nurse and they prove to be congenial and interesting travel companions.

It is not yet dawn and we have over 500 kilometers to drive to Ayres Rock. David, Elizabeth and I chat and John naps. Our first stop is about 100 kilometers into our drive, at a camel station where we drink bad coffee and eat breakfast sandwiches. A cold dawn is just breaking and we are the first tourists to arrive at this station. Until today, I didn’t know that camels were a part of Australia’s history and are still a necessity within the Australian outback. There are literally hundreds of thousands of camels in the outback and many feral herds. Beautiful, doe eyed camels, stretch their necks through the steel paddock rails and John has his first camel experience. He too is charmed by their soft muzzles and huge inquisitive eyes and tells me that he thought that all camels were nasty tempered and spit? There are several colts in the paddock and we pat and nuzzle their soft necks and heads. Unlike the battle scarred camels in Egypt, these camels are well tended and with gentle demeanors. For $6.00 one can ride a camel and I buy two tickets and John and I circle the ring atop a camel. The camel has a double seated saddle with metal grips both front and back and we mount and are thrust forcefully forward and jerked back as our camel rises. I am delighted that John is delighted with his first camel encounter.

Our second stop is at the Mt. Ebenezer Roadhouse where we stretch our legs, drink instant coffee and use the toilet. It is obvious that Tony is a heavy smoker by his nicotine stained teeth and fingers and he takes these opportunities to smoke. We are 300 kilometers into our trip and he talks about the country as we drive. He is anxious to please and well informed about history and the environment, although his thick Aussie accent makes him difficult to understand. A hundred kilometers further on we stop at another cattle station and Tony encourages us to buy wine or beer for our two nights camping in the bush. It will be our only opportunity and he recommends the “F__ing Good Port” and purchases two bottles for himself. I buy one bottle of red wine and one of white wine from the minimal selection behind the counter, regretting that I did not purchase wine in town, certain that the prices are higher at this remote station.

Our next foray is to gather firewood for tonight’s campfire and Tony veers off the paved road and we bump along in 4 wheel drive through scrubby landscape until we come to an area with Mulga trees. John is our ”gatherer” and happily rises to the challenge, running full speed at the scraggly trees, karate kicking and uprooting them and jumping on the downed branches and breaking them into manageable sizes. Tony loads the wood atop the trailer, wrapping it securely in a canvass with one hand, while smoking a cigarette in the other.

We admire Mt. Atila from our moving vehicle, a mesa table land and the first significant rock formation of our trip. Unfortunately, the day is overcast and cold and although the rocks glow a deep red, I know that our visual experience is not as stunning as it might be if it were sunny. We enter Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park at noon and have a picnic lunch within the campground. Our trailer has two fold up sides and our food is stored in bins and coolers within. We team together to cut tomatoes and cucumbers and spread bread with butter and mustard, layering pastrami in between. Tony opens a can of pickled beets and we add them to our sandwich. Not my usual fare, but quite delicious.

Before taking a base walk or climbing the rock of Uluru, we are expected to visit the Aboriginal Cultural Center. My expectations are low, but I am very impressed with the sensitive presentation of cultural information. The center is architecturally striking, and we spiral through chambers of terracotta walls with a wooden roof; an open gap between roof and walls. Continuous word and picture graphs scroll along the top of the wall and recorded indigenous chants resonate throughout. The various creation stories are depicted along the way. We spend over an hour here but I grow anxious, wanting to walk around the rock and not just read about it. The Aborigines discourage tourists from climbing Uluru, but John wants very much to make the climb. David, Elizabeth and I want to walk the base. At 3:15 P.M. We drop John at the base of the climb and watch a steady stream of tourists ascending the immense, 875 meter high rock. I am justifiably worried, but know that John must do this. Tony tells us that soon the rock will be closed to all climbing and although Tony also discourages climbing, he understands John’s desire to do so. The first several hundred meters are without a chain grip and John sprints up this section, supplied with a large bottle of water and our last remaining nutrition bar stuffed in his backpack. We watch and I take photos from afar as John ascends the rock, sillouetted against the grey sky, just one in a stream of ants making this climb. Several hundred meters from the base, a chain grip rail is secured along the route to assist the climbers in their ascent. David, Elizabeth, Tony and I take a base walk partially around this immense rock. There are sections of the rock that have spiritual significance to the Aborigines and the path skirts widely out from these areas and photography is forbidden. The enormity of the rock is impressive and I take many photos, but each photo is a mere pixel of the vast scene. There are several cordoned off sections protecting Aboriginal rock paintings but the highlight of the hike is when we enter a gap between the rocks and come to a natural spring. A gully cuts down from cliff above and the rocks are stained with minerals deposited from eons of rainfall. We spend a serene few minutes in this magical spot.

Two hours later, we drive back around to the parking area below the climb and I am relieved to spot John trotting towards us. He got back down just a few minutes earlier and is excited to tell us about it. He sprinted up to the top, walked along the crest and rested for 30 minutes, reflecting on the vistas and talking to another young man his age. The descent was the hardest and when the two boys reached the base and the other teen goes to meet up with his father, the father is wearing a Tucson Gem and Mineral shirt; their conversations evolves from there.

We drive to a vista platform where all tours, large and small, go to watch the sunset over Uluru. There are several huge busloads, many with barbeques raging and all with glasses of champagne. These are the single day tours out of Alice Springs; 1000 kilometers round trip, returning to Alice Springs after midnight. The 5 of us walk up to the far view point; Tony opens the champagne and we stand and wait for the sunset; which is sadly disappointing on this overcast evening.

We drive to our first camp site and Tony drives around the campground giving us a lay of the site and pointing out toilets and showers. Surrounding these permanent facilities are many permanent tent campsites, all with each tour companies name on its designated area. I am disappointed until Tony drives off a ways into the bush. I have paid extra to NOT have a tent and to not be a part of a large group. Out of sight and ear shot from the permanent tent camps is the Way Out Back Safari’s campsite. It consists of a modest but permanent covered eating area, two tables and small outdoor kitchen with running water. The night is extremely cold and the first item on the agenda is to light the campfire. Tony and John soon have it blazing and Tony hauls out our swags for our bedding. They are tightly rolled canvass swags and we sit on them as we gather around the fire. We need coals to cook our dinner and as the fire burns, Tony chops root vegetables, putting them in a cast iron pot and nestling the pot in the glowing coals of the campfire. He is well into his bottle of port, but this seems to make him function more efficiently and he soon has water boiling in another pot and kangaroo meat sauce simmering. We enjoy a marvelous kangaroo pasta dinner accompanied by the most delicious roasted vegetables that I have ever eaten.

After dinner Tony demonstrates how to make up our swag beds. A swag is a heavy canvass covering protecting a modest foam mattress. We unroll our swags and slip freshly laundered sheets over the mattress. We are each provided with a sleeping bag, smelling sweetly of laundry detergent and we place these inside our canvass swags. We have enjoyed a full day and a lovely dinner and the fire is burning low. We crawl into our sleeping bags, zip our swags tightly around us and fall asleep beside fire. I wake several hours later and gaze up at a full moon and a star filled sky.


Way Out Back Safari – Day 2





Tony wakes us before dawn so that we will have time to break camp and drive to the overlook where we hope to watch the sunrise over Kata Tijuta. It is freezing cold and he has started a welcome fire, but with the time constraint, breakfast consists of only cold cereal and bad coffee. Sugar and milk do little to camouflage the bitter taste, but I am at least awake enough to roll up my swag. We drive 30 minutes to the overlook positioned half way between Uluru (Ayers Rock) and Kata Tijuta, (the Olgas) and follow a boardwalk path uphill to a vista point to await the sunrise. Dawn creeps in quietly and the two immense rocks change colors gradually; a spectacular sight of morphing colors and velvety shadows; purple, salmon, pink, orange and red. Visually satiated, we drive to the base of Kata Tijuta for a 7 kilometer hike through the “Valley of the Winds.” Except for the chilling cold and harsh winds in exposed gaps, this morning’s hike is my favorite. The sky is clear of clouds, adding to the chill factor, but the morning sunlight dramatizes the rock formations. John is layered in a capalini, a T-shirt, a flannel and his windproof jacket but is uncomfortably cold in spite of the exertion required for the hike. Two hours into the climb we stop at a spectacular vista and Tony dolls out granola bars and oranges, a welcome mid-morning snack. It is only now that we spot one other group of hikers. Tony has us on a strict schedule, which keeps us away from the throngs of other hikers. The hike takes us 3 ½ hours and we enjoy private breathtaking vistas.

It is 11:30 A.M. when we return to the parking area, now filled with tour busses and 4 wheel drive vehicles. We retrace our drive back through the Uluru resort area on route to tonight’s campsite. Elizabeth and I both wish for a real cup of coffee and while Tony fills the Land Cruiser with petro, we buy flat white coffees and snacks at the Uluru resort center. An hour later, we stop at Curtin Springs station and break for a picnic lunch. We team together and again make sandwiches and I wander the back sections of this immense station, admiring the farm machinery and a few loaded road trains. A road train is a long chain of flat cars, loaded and hitched together and powered by a Semi-Truck engine; an Australian phenomena.

By late afternoon, cloud bursts dampen the landscape and the sky has grown ominously grey. Tonight’s campsite will be near Kings Canyon National Park but we need more fire wood before we make camp. Tony veers off the paved road, in search of Mulga wood. He finds a suitable grove and John morphs into the Karate Kid, uprooting rotting trees with one kick and jumping on the downed branches to break them into manageable pieces. Tony loads the wood atop the trailer with cigarette in hand.

We arrive at a campground around 5:00 P.M. and all take showers before our planned drive out to our private campsite. It has rained heavily here and the ground is sodden and muddy.

After our showers, Tony expresses concern about the weather; that if it continues to rain during the night, we might not be able to drive out in the morning. Elizabeth is also concerned about the rain and Tony informs us that we may choose to stay in one of the permanent tents belonging to Connections Tour. Somewhat disappointed, but agreeable to the consensus, I agree to this solution. Connections has an empty site on the edge of the campground consisting of a half dozen small tents surrounding a screened in cooking and dining tent. John and I choose one small tent, equipped with cots and mattresses and unroll our sleeping bags. Tony starts a fire which is soon blazing and we team together to cut vegetables to duplicate last night’s vegetable stew. Tony busies himself preparing the chicken with lemon myrtle, his bottle of port close by to assist him in his culinary magic. All is cooked in cast iron pots nestled in the coals of the fire. Dinner is exceptional again; the lemon myrtle spices in the chicken a unique flavor that we all marvel at. Tony has planned a second course and after dinner, he holds a kangaroo tail over the fire, burning the hair off the hide. He then wraps the tail in foil and buries it in the coals. I surmise that he is cooking this delicacy for the benefit of John and John is politely determined to stay awake until the tail is cooked. I turn in before the sampling, but can hear their muffled talk from the confines of my tent. John comes to bed an hour later, not entirely impressed with the flavor and texture of kangaroo tail; extremely oily and sinewy.

Way Out Back Safari – Day 3; Watarrka to Alice Springs





We have the luxury of sleeping in until 7:00. The coffee is passable and while the men eat cold cereal and toast; Elizabeth wraps leftover chicken and veggies in foil and places the packets in the fire. She and I enjoy these leftovers for breakfast and are well fortified for our climb up through Watarrka, (Kings Canyon.)

The King Canyon trek is 7 kilometers and the initial climb is termed “heart attack hill.” I make the climb easily with a slow and steady pace. The rain has cleared during the night and the morning is sunny and mild. We hike through the towering, red rock canyon walls, pass through gaps and crevices and traverse open plateaus. The vistas are breathtaking, as is the hike, demanding many up’s and down’s along the way. K7After reaching the top plateau, we descend a wooden stairway, several hundred meters down into a canyon oasis lush with palms and a flowing creek. Following the boardwalk path, we reach a large swimming hole, rest upon the rocks and enjoy a snack of chocolate chip biscuits. John edges crab like around the sheer ledge of the swimming hole, sure footed and testing his climbing skills. I consider the possibility that he may slip and fall into the icy water; but know that this would only result in his embarrassment, not in injury, and I watch with pride and amusement.

Our out back adventure ends tonight and we have over 350 kilometers left to travel. Before starting the long drive back to Alice Springs, we stop for lunch and “fire up the Barbie.” “Mystery bags” and hamburgers are on this noon’s menu. I pass on the “mystery bags,” (sausages,) opting for an open faced cheese-burger piled high with grilled onions, peppers, and tomatoes.

Much of the trip back is in 4 wheel drive, along a well graded dirt road, a wide scar of red slicing through the sparse landscape. Australian oak trees and coolabah thrive in this flat, dry land. These oak trees look nothing like our California oaks; the young ones, narrow and torpedo shaped, have roots that shoot straight down many meters in search of ground water. Having reached water, the trees grow round in maturity. Low grasses and shrubs blanket the burnt orange landscape, the brush a varying pallet of dusty green, teal and olive. Tony spots a flock of black cockatoos in the distance and maneuvers our land cruiser and trailer up and over the raised dirt shoulder, navigating around the brush for us to get a closer look. The flock is absorbed in foraging for seeds on the ground and we get quite close. When they take flight, to the safety of a coolabahs grove, their tail feathers flair and we glimpse a brilliant splash of red.

Our final stop is at Jim’s place, another cattle station where we have the dubious honor of meeting, ________, the singing dingo. ______ is now in old, bad tempered and retired. We are warned to keep our distance. With our trip close to an end, I ask Elizabeth and David the appropriate amount to tip our guide, Tony. They inform me that tipping is not expected or appropriate and that he might feel embarrassed. If I wish to give him anything, they suggest a bottle of wine or small gift. I have brought a few sterling silver charms along with me and I discretely pull out a bearded dragon on a chain and tuck it in my pocket.

We arrive back at our Alice Springs hotel at 6:30 P.M. John and I are the first to be dropped at our hotel, All Season’s Oasis’. Our two bags are quickly off loaded and we say our awkward goodbyes. I thank Tony and hand him the silver bearded dragon charm. He looks a little confused, but I explain that I have made it and his features soften and he gives me a hug.